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30 Jul
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
30 Jul

queerhawkeye:

(Source: rubyredwisp)

30 Jul

my suitcase is too heavy i didn’t even knew i had this many stuff

30 Jul

wearitcounts:

john: are you… rich?

henry: …yeah?

sherlock: *rolls eyes into infinity* jfc john you think i’m embarrassing i can’t take you any goddamn place

30 Jul

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

30 Jul

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

30 Jul

chubbinafatzarelli:

character development

30 Jul

I’m moving to São Paulo tomorrow! :D

30 Jul

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

29 Jul

basedgoodwitch:

basedscarlatina:

based-nora:

all the other kids with their pumped up kicks better run, better run, outrun my automatic grenade launcher/giant fucking hammer

i dont think anyone could run that fast

And that is precisely the reason why team jnpr gets a permanent get out of jail free card