Diary Entry by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, December 1893
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.
i have this 17 second 3d animation of a humanoid shark in a flannel shirt and jeans dancing and i have no idea what to do with it